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Anon's dad has no words (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 119 points 2 weeks ago

He sigh's because OP spend's all day reading but still abuse's apostrophe's

I feel ya, dad

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Thems' the brake's...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Dad is a mad hater and should let anon enjoy the remaining free time of his life.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Naruto hat says 12+ on the package.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

The number set of which includes 28

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And living the dream...

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

When the lobster is uncomfortable, it starts to shed the old shell to get ready to grow into a larger shell.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Is that from Françoise Dolto? In a 4chan thread?! :-o

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I don't even know what any of that means. Who's 4chin?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Really? Well, Françoise Dolto is a French pediatrician and psychanalyst. She wrote extensively about kids psychology and her most famous work is called The Lobster Syndrome, about teens and their issues.

4Chin is a famous influencer and renowned gastronome from China, but that's not important right now.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

googles "dressing gown"

Robes

I've never seen a robe referred to as a dressing gown before.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

That's what we call them in Australia, so I assume the poms call it that too. Probably the case in other Commonwealth countries also.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

we do, yes.

I believe yanks also call them "Walmart Formal Wear."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's an old-fashioned term in American English.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Kid doesn't know how to use apostrophes

sigh...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Did shim just say gown? Better start an onlyfans or hit the streets girl

this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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