this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago

If the kid likes photography, get him into model photography with scene setups. Build intricate nonsensical storylines as kids like to do and let it play out in photos. Easy bonding!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turns out my kid loves telling stories and fantastical fun adventures! He now loves drawing comics and playing DnD. We do both together!

I love my kid. He's so awesome and kind and creative and smart. πŸ’•

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He’s not real, is he?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, he's real and he frikkin' rocks!

[–] Honytawk 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could have drawn those yourself in the psych ward for all we know.

You have to let go dad, the accident wasn't your fault.

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I could never hope to produce such great works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I love the drawing of the snake? Dinosaur? getting mad because they gave them something that they didn't order! It's so funny and expressive He should totally keep drawing!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did kids stop liking bionicle or did Lego just discontinue it?

[–] Dudewitbow 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

poor sales in later sets led to the demise

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

There was a time when Bionicle saved Lego from going under.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Kids just don't care about lore anymore πŸ˜₯