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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But my fridge has smells of other foods

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Not my parents, me. Brown sugar goes in the freezer so it doesn't dry out and become a piece of granite.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Someone I lived with temporarily kept the processed parmesan cheese (the dusty stuff in a jar) in the cupboard instead of the fridge. It baffled me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Paint brushes and rollers.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (13 children)

How long does it take you to eat the bread that mold starts to appear ??? In my house bread is pretty much gone in two days, most times less than that.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I heard Australians put cereal in the fridge because of bugs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Oh yeah 😱 In some places in the tropics really only the fridge is safe from ants getting into everything otherwise. They bite their way through regular plastic bags no problem.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (7 children)

We kept milk in the freezer.

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