thegreatgarbo

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A well a don't you know about the bird? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

They're not real.

How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

When I was young with tighter labia that didn't flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.

How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.

What is one of your favorite Star Trek quotes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Freedom!? That is our sacred word!

Regain Control in my ass in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

And the editor in me thinks it works better as "these wounds in my ass, they will not heal"

They're all vital in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You'll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.

I'm so sorry in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mmmm, McDonald's

Trying to find political cartoon of Kamala as a she wolf holding little piggy in her paw? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

K, thank you, this is it without the textI- I didn't pay attention to the details and need better reading glasses!

Trying to find political cartoon of Kamala as a she wolf holding little piggy in her paw? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think the version I saw was a little bit different, cuz she was less hyena, more wolk, and Trump was definitely one of the 3 little pigs and not a mole rat? Thanks, I'll look in 196.

Edit: Wolf not work

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Trying to find political cartoon of Kamala as a she wolf holding little piggy in her paw? (lemmy.world)
 

There was a post in my Lemmy feed over the last week or so that was a drawing of a she wolf in a pants suit holding a little piggy in her hands and for the life of me I can't find it now. Anyone know which community or what the search term would be?

What do people's pets tell you about them? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I did train our cat to come to a whistle.

The ideal floorplan in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

What's something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!

You got a literal open mouth "O" and hand over mouth Oh NO from me. Their poor scrotum!

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What's your weird physical habit? (lemmy.world)
 

One of mine is when I finish wrapping my hair up tightly in the towel to dry after washing, I whack the towel where it's tucked in, kind of like encouragement to stay tucked for the duration, kinda like a coach does when sending the kids onto the playing field.

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My experience and learning about my childfree decision over 35 years (lemmy.world)
 

Hi folks, I thought I'd create some content and share some experience and learning around any concerns I had about being childfree in my first 10 years after my tubal. I hope this can help those that are at this stage now.

I will say that 35 years after my tubal, I realized in retrospect, somewhere during that time, that I knew in my teens I didn't want kids. I did go through a period, soon after my tubal at 24, of about 10 years where a lot of my friends tried to pressure me into either spending a ton of time with their kids or even adopt, where I wondered if I really wanted kids cuz I liked babies under 6 months of age. It wasn't until I got close to someone and her newborn, where I spent plenty of time with her kid over the next 3 years and she was TOTALLY accepting of my decision and NEVER pushed an agenda. I finally realized I truly lost interest in the kid after about 6 months of age and knew I wasn't interested, not because I was pushing back against acquaintances who were pushing their own agenda in opposition to mine, but because I JUST LOST INTEREST. It took a good, secure in their parenthood, friend to let me understand there was zero interest on my part.

As it turns out what I like about babies was the oxytocin hit from carrying them around, which I learned I could get from cats and small dogs, of which I have 2 now, and they stay small forever instead of just 6 months!

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Hello my peeps (lemmy.world)
 

Been on Lemmy for a month or so and just found you guys. SO happy we have a Lemmy instance!!

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Bambi moment with nuthatch on deer's back (imgur.com)
 

And two dogs on the couch totally oblivious to their sworn Mortal Enemies not 20 feet away...

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