387
Be safe! (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

If you're on the beach, just find 3 seashells.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And if you don't know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can't see it?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.

Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Or find a nice rope

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
387 points (98.7% liked)

Microblog Memes

4844 readers
1735 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS