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[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)

i fully expected the response

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

Is there an Oglaf comic for this

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

they will Divert a river into your stable

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Only with uberfeats+

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.

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