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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there an Oglaf comic for this

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

they will Divert a river into your stable

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Only with uberfeats+

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)

i fully expected the response