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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Hardmode: no healing ever.

Easy mode: you heal 5 hp per long rest.

Folks either way I'm not making it past one one week, hell I'm worried I'll make it through one day if it's a good day to laugh.

Source material

https://youtube.com/shorts/Jpo1Uh1uZCU

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

oh god oh f u c k im immortal

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

rat-salute-2 I'll try my best to take you down with me before I croak with the evening sun

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

ayo we'll honk, hork, and squeak ourselves into an early grave together!

Here's a silly joke: how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

it takes ten tickles!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

God damn it Chuckles get out of my head

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it hurts I'll live indefinitely. I'll laugh twice then never again lmao.

If I had to track it myself I'm dead by the end of the day, I would forget.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

yeah, I'm not even making it a day ๐Ÿ˜‚ oof ouch my bones

I love silliness. I'm a very giggly person and I tend to laugh at my mishaps more than curse them โ€“ most things are funny to me, in some way, even truly bad things that have happened.

in my very most self-harmingly depressed, awful moments, there's usually a fair bit of laughing about how terrible I feel, it really does seem like a big joke where the punchline is me

idk if that is going to make sense to anyone

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I am already shindeiru

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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