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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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You think I won't do it? You think I won't throw a tantrum right here, right now? You seriously think I'm not willing to stomp my heels as hard as I can and fuck up my knee again? You gotta understand, I will cry until I'm out of breath and make big racking sobs right here with everyone watching. You SERIOUSLY believe I won't scream at you until I puke and you'll have to help me out of my sopping chair into the bathroom to clean my shirt off? You are insane if you think I'm not willing to grab handfuls of your clothes and pull and spin around so they cover my face. I will contort myself into a pretzel on the floor and make a whining sound while I roll around motherfucker. Just wait asshole, I will LITERALLY bury my face into a fold between two cushions and scream and accidentally get some fabric on my tongue and gag and cough until I'm hoarse and then you'll see I am serious. Do not mistake me you piece of shit I will rub my fingers REALLY vigorously through my hair and shout "I just dunno, I just dunno man" until I slap my hands down on the table and go "UHHHnnnnnnnnnn" if you keep this shit up. I WILL SLAM A FUCKING DOOR REALLY HARD SO THAT IT BOUNCES BACK OPEN AND I HAVE TO CAREFULLY PULL IT CLOSED AND SLIDE THE LATCH SHUT, do not test me

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