this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok so I have my starting gear and two 500lb barrels of mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's okay, you're a bard so that's just your instrument

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

no patrick.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We don't have encumbrance until you make me give you encumbrance. That's how it works.

You get encumbrance quick lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a great way to run it tbh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's worked out so far. I don't find counting lbs to make sure you're under a weight limit fun, but I also don't want people carrying around 5000lb of random shit. This has been my solution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes that's how you get Old Man Henderson.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've not heard of Old Man Henderson before, so thanks for prompting me to read this lmao.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.

I always have to justify it about a million games later but it's my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just say it's gnomish and he made a teloscopic one.

Like so (26 ft)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I mean, just claim its a rope ladder, only good for going down, or a good grapple throw to go up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why stop at 10? Surely a 20' a-frame would be more useful. :)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than me by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!

The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice. Never leave home without your tactical ladder:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is exactly what I had in mind!!

I saved this pic. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

* You feel your sins crawling on your back.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That’s alright, I have no conscience so I’m not weighed down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.