Call her a pretty girl and feed her a fish.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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Looks like two people fighting in the first pic
Someone fighting with Gru, perhaps.
I thought it was two guys hold that thing back at first
Why do I hear boss music
I would be more concerned about the number of health bars
I always found it humorous that Americans claim these guys as their national bird; they follow me around for fish heads.
I'm American and I would follow you around for fish heads
Just dont wander off alone https://youtu.be/XsB-wC24XGc
The most interesting eagle encounter stories I have are when I was alone (apart from the eagle).
Show her your gun and scream "I love jesus and guns"
GUNS
BABIES
JESUS
A real American would grab their AR and try to bag if for their den wall.
I pledge my dissidence, to the flag
Of the divided states of America
And to the republic, that we have lost
A fractured nation, rebuked by God
With liberty and justice for rich white men.
Only rich white men who think the right way, mind you.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God.
With a woof woof here and a woof woof there, here a woof, there a woof, everywhere a woof woof.
You can't out run the raven.
Good thing it's not a raven
Typical American remake, changing important stuff...