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Sums it up pretty good
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The chest smiles at you.

Yes it could be a mimic but it could also be a chest full of diamonds.

Thoughts from my 8 int thief.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much do we know about mimic anatomy? Are we sure the two are mutually exclusive?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They aren't mutually exclusive. Mimics swallow a lot of things whole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Perhaps even a mimic full of diamonds

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

My players have entered the Feywild recently under charges by an Archfey and I've had plenty of signs. Kinda sad they actually read them and are being cautious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone know where the image is from? Very evocative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nice, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ah the good old "don't go there, it's dangerout* finishing in TPK

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know what's more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he's letting it happen, you'd think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was pecked to death first.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact there's no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

"Ooh! Dinner!" WHAM!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Snapped his neck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Whelp, that's it for me."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Imagine showing this exact environment with that sign (nothing else) to your players. What shenanigans would unfold?