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It’s so Joever, the NYT hammering Biden on the Blue MAGA angle (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

When we first started calling them Blue MAGA in 2020, I didn’t expect it to get this explicit.

When Mr. ~~Trump~~ Biden referred to his political opponent, there were chants of "Lock ~~her~~ him up" - which the president did not discourage. When he criticized news media coverage, big cheers followed, with his supporters turning to boo and point fingers at reporters.

Completely indistinguishable. Send that back in time to libs in 2016 and they’d think it came from insane opposite world alternate universe. Hell, I’d think it came from some insane alternate universe.

Also someone at the White House must know what they’re doing by slathering on the bronzer.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Listen Sweaty, Hillary Clinton (Athena; Light Itself) did NOTHING wrong whereas Trump is a CRIMINAL.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean it be cool if they actually started chanting "lock him up".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, locking him up is lib shit. The Supreme Court already gave Biden permission to [redact] him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is Hexbear, no need for redactions soviet-chad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It'd be progress.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

As far as I can tell, they did

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

2024 will go down in history as the year our 2 party system became a 2 Trump system

brump trump-moist

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

America is a one Trump state, but in typical American extravagance they have two of them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Look fat, if you don't like it, vote for the other Bidump. brump trump-moist

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orange Brandon is a way funnier bit than Dark Brandon

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Here's the deal, jack. Orange Man Good." Biden gives his trademark toothy grin but the muscles on his face are working even worse than usual and he looks like a corpse. He waits a beat and in an oddly weak voice that sounds like dying seagull he says "Deal with it."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

and c: i uh.. well... America can be summed up in a single word: assefewtipipupiiptbeh.. himalayas with Xi Jingping.. and 4: uhh i shouldn't say it, nevermind

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

This is kinda goofy though. Libs attacking Biden for “agreeing” that a convicted lazyboy coup plotter should be arrested. You’re literally the president. Just fucking sent a hit squad to his country club

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When are we going to get to the point where Biden's Cheeto infection makes him start doing gay stuff like talking about Broadway musicals or how handsome the troops are?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And Biden needs to dance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zph7YXfjMhg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

or jerk two hawgs simultaneously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

brump

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their brainworms are achieving synchronicity. They will act as one. Combined, their power will restore the McDonald's dollar menu to its former glory, and the gas price will go down, and all the woke CRT DEI antifa liberal bs will stop, and all the land will grill in celebration cheeto-man brump grillman grill grill grill

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That moment when Akira and Tetsuo waves start to merge, signalling the next mass death event

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blue MAGA is 100% storming the Parliament if Trump wins

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, libs are cowardly. They'd never

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

they'll just shout "not my president" on a camera in times square for like 2 days before it gets shut down and they go home to cry about it online

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Best we can do is flash mob Hamilton scenes in the Senate gallery (fully credentialed visitors only, ofc)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What if this accidentally brings blind vindictive rage back to the Democratic party and allows them to win like they did when Harry Reid and Alan Grayson were around.