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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Paging the “how can we monetize peertube” dude that went aggro on the fediverse community few days ago.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

@[email protected]


I don't think there's a barrier to monetizing beyond developer motivation to write it. Though, I also like strange ideas like providing users the ability to sell irrevocable advertising space next to their comments as NFTs if they have these ads enabled.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Though, I also like strange ideas like providing users the ability to sell irrevocable advertising space next to their comments as NFTs if they have these ads enabled

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if this actually happens i may just take up farming

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the last stage of being a FOSS developer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

enlightenment

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Just imagine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh come on, the potential for shenanigans would be massive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, brands would love to pay for advertising space in "ifuckedyourmom" user posts about how hitler was such a nice guy after all.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

saving so I have a baseline of what not to do

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Microsoft: saving so I have a baseline ~~of what not to do~~ for our GitHub 2025 roadmap

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Rebrand Github as an MMO were people fight for code dominance.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Literally buy me a coffee and deliver it straight to my house.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man the last one really hits home. I would transfer all of my github projects for a stable livable job

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

What's your area of expertise? In my experience software jobs that pay a livable wage are pretty common, it's finding one that isn't miserable work for a terrible company that's the tricky part.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bottom left one is laughable. I don't think we'd have Mongo, Elastic, and Redis all on SSPL if that was true. (And yes, I know this post is a joke, I'm not trying to suggest it was a real suggestion.)