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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the mind altering substances Oscar Wilde accidentally consumed pale in comparison to the ones he knowingly consumed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah most of these poisons people were being exposed to were in trace dosages. Enough to slowly kill you over time but not enough to notice. Unless you were an actual hatter, then the chemicals you would get from hats would not be in trace amounts

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the Victorian's came up with "Too beautiful to die", "Life from other pieces", and "Death ages a picture, but the model lives" - the entire periods fiction becomes about survival as a fun treat like being fabulously wealthy is to generations after Boomers.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

a fun treat like being financially solvent is to generations after Boomers.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yah, and all the mid 1900 writers had was developmental lead poisoning from gas fumes.

SMH, amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And what left for us? Microplastics? What a shame.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Born too late for lead and mercury poisoning.

Born too early for death by nanobots.

Born just in time for testicles filled with plastic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So much plastic in the testicles that you cum silly strings

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A man can dream.

[–] luciferofastora 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And don't forget everybody's favorite seasoning, lead!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sweet sweet lead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

To be fair, wearing the hats were fine. You were only in danger if you made hats.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mercury was used to stiffen hats for a long time. That is also the background for the “mat hatters”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mats with hats?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bow do you stiffen something with mercury?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mad as a hatter, mercury poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I know Poe wrote on a writing desk. Which is why a raven is like one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Especially if it a bloody cursed hat made of witch skin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I kinda wish we could still get opium and laudenum at the corner drug store. That must have been nice.