this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

is it really the raccoons who are confused?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Yeah, sorry, not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Uncritical support for comrade-raccoon

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might be a raccoon actually

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You could take a DNA test.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that what you did, Tanuki?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Yeah! Some chud was making fun of me for calling myself a tanuki, so I took one and proved that I'm at least 1/1024^th^. smuglord

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's some crazy damage for a raccoon to do to what is supposedly a truck. Literally punched holes in it!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah holy shit. Is that thing made out of styrofoam?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People are probably storing food in them. Maybe we'll see a cybertruck broken into by a bear.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

That would be awesome.

Even better would be if some Cybertruck owning machine head starts a thread in a forum titled "My truck was attacked by a bear!" And eventually the dolt can't help but bragging and boasting that the bear break-in was orchestrated for insurance fraud because he "couldn't find a buyer at a good price so a bear break-in was the next best thing." Then in non-surprising breaking news - the cops and his insurance company each end up with an air-tight case against him because he explains everything in detail in his thread.

He's also - of course - banned from the site for "disrespecting the Cyber".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor things don't realize the garbage inside is the manufacturing quality, not a delicious sandwich crust.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

not a delicious sandwich crust.

I don't know that I would be too sure

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Raccoons are trying to break into... a party where our cadre of skilled professionals have slowly outnumbered our number of new and general members of the Latvian Anti-Fascist Organization

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

My sentence completion bot is wild lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Raccoons are trying to break into the garage door and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked and the door is unlocked

My predictive text is a short-form horror story

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Or Biden on a bad day. But then again - that's the same thing really.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

comrade-raccoon

So the bed cover is plastic?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

They are trying to break into dumpstertrucks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There's a Latinos for trump tiktok out there with a wrapped cybertruck and from the back I really did think it was a dumpster.