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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Ooh, yes ape daddy! Pound my monkussy!

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If there is a god, it must be a god of mischief for granting me the gift of literacy and setting me on a path to encounter your comment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (3 children)

More I consume Christian media, more Satan looks like a better guy than God.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago

Well, in the Bible Satan killed no more than 20 people, and at the command of God at that. God killed millions intentionally.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

John Milton seemed to agree, although I doubt he could have said so directly in 17th century England. He came pretty damn close, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Milton was a staunch Christian. It was interpretations of Paradise Lost a hundred years or so after it was written by the likes of William Blake, Mary Wollstonecraft, Lord Byron and Shelley that were the formation of Romantic Satanism, which in turn inspired the modern atheistic, compassionate Satanism of today.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can always join The Satanic Temple! Very cool political activism group with sick shirts lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh fuck. Gonna have to look at that later, though I’m scared lol

Added it to my Watch Later, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fair warning: some of it is very disturbing. There's a lot of quoted racism, antisemitism etc. It's not an easy watch. If you make it through the whole thing, there's also some very interesting comments left by current and ex members too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Noooooooooo. I can’t NOT watch it now. These are very disappointing things to hear Sadge

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anyone willing to provide a quick abridged version?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wish there was a way but there's so much bad stuff and it all kind of interweaves with every other aspect of itself. I could tell you Greaves was a eugenicist who's made eugenicist, racist, antisemitic, ablist statements in the past but without going through everything else in the video its next to impossible to explain how that impacts on how he operates today.

Neither of them are good people but I don't want anyone to just take my word for it - the receipts are at that link.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sometimes my mom calls a fanny pack a strap-on. This is like that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

oh I'm stealing that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In my country, a fanny is a cunt, so hearing Americans call bum-bags "fanny packs" was, and still is, hilarious to me.

But I will be exclusively referring to my bum bag as my "strap on" from now on. Thank you, groucho's mom.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I've heard those massage pads you lay on a chair and sit on called a "vibrator"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey Fuck-O! We like to call it inter-species erotica.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Satan uses Education! It was very Effective!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That guy has been topped by a gorilla ?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Not seen: the gorilla's leather outfit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Boomers and their outdated concepts. Don’t they know that millennials call their primate ancestors stepdad?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Having brain cells is satanic, evidently.

The effort people make to undermine education only shows how desperately it's needed.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Sticks out for Harambe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Today's Chick Tract: Jack's barely disguised fetish

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So, hell has education, the best music, strippers, drugs, all the cool people, orgies etc. Heaven has boring ignorant church people who find hetero sexuality more important then the love for their own child. So why would I want to go to heaven instead of hell? Christians aren't presenting a strong case here. When you're making shit up, why not create a heaven which is awesome instead? With our Holy Noodle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, heaven consists of beer volcanoes and strippers. Hell consists of beer volcanoes and strippers too, but the beer is passed its expired date and the strippers have STD's. This is how you promote your fictional afterlife, like it's better then the alternative. I'd rather go to a place with hot strippers and cocain instead of a heaven full of unvaccinated babies and child molesters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Important question: does it have garlic bread tho

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I once found an entire stack of Chick Tracts, I stole them all to laugh at. Amazing to see in person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

They're all free on his website. I go there sometimes if I need a laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea what these were. Then I realized I had taken some weird bookets from this one weird store. On the back they say CHICK. So I guess I have some chick tracts now. One is called "Love the Jewish People" and the other "This was your life!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Yeah, he loves us jews because we must exist in order for the end times to happen. He's very fucking weird about it though.

I mean, he's weird about everything though.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I loooooove Chick tracts. I collect them.

Always on the lookout for Lisa in which the family doctor lets a dad know that he gave his own daughter herpes but it’s okay because he helps the dad find Jesus and stop being a rapist. That one got pulled pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

American Hysteria did a good deep-dive into this wacko fuck.

Part 1

Part 2

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ironic to rail against education so hard when you're literally sitting in a lecture every Sunday.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

That's indoctrination though, not education. So it's fine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At least it’s an ape and not a monkey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Plus, being a squid, my ancestor was a snailish thing. And it couldn't fly, so to hell with it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (5 children)

My favorite one is the Christian student against the professor. "Gluons aren't real because you cannot see them. Actually it is Jesus holding atoms together."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I can't see Jesus...or God......oh wait!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Call it what you like. As long as there's no educating going on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Shirts that go hard along with the "drugs" skull shirt.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Kinky Nixon's brother; stick daddy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had gotten these when I worked retail, instead I got... blatantly bigoted shit.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Don't kink shame

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Papa don't preach

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