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I'm now a pro magic the gathering player! Never thought I'd ascend to such heights, I'm terrible at magic lol

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[โ€“] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

weirdly I'm still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can I ask how you got a job as a Linux administrator?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Easy, you mention you want to use BSD and the other IT guys give you that look.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm not a Linux admin, but I think there are certifications you can get and exams you can take to show you understand stuff about shell scripting and related topics, if that's what you're interested in.

I think they have questions like "Make it so a welcome message and the time display when someone logs into your Linux server", among other, harder things.

I don't know a huge amount about the job market, but just saying you have those kinds of skills on your CV along with a bit of experience in some other tech/coding/data stuff might even be enough.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Been using Linux for 25 years so i don't know if it's comparable to today but ironically it was setting up game servers for fun. Then i applied for a game sever hosting provider. i think they have mostly died out now. Then just kinda jumped over to web hosting this was before cloud was a thing. Then kinda moved into internal IT running corporate IT. The nice thing being 100% Linux admin i don't have to mess with AD and FSMO. Even though I know how to i keep quiet about that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huh, I now get paid to waste time staring at the internet. Neat, I guess?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Urgh, better than being paid to start online fights. Your mother?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

'office/M365 tutor for geriatrics'

Compared to actual title

"Director of Information Systems"

Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I feel that in my soul. I'm a sysadmin, however it's mostly password resets ๐Ÿฅฒ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

RN = Refreshments and Narcotics

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Are you me?

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I feel you. Moxfield is my greatest enemy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Greeeeat, now I'm jerking off someone for money.

Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that's in the spirit of the question, and I've made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

As an Uber driver, I do everything I can to put people at ease. I end up in many deep, heartfelt conversations with my passengers. I introduce people to new music, and spread information about homeless assistance programs and other resources around the Denver area.

Uber is the platform from which I do my work as a community supporter.

I do Uber my own way, according to my vision. I am an Uber Mensch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Professional slanderer of programming languages.

I've spent more time than I care to admit

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don't have the time for that.

95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I didn't make time to do anything besides work and sleep like that I would literally go insane after about 2 weeks

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well that is when I am at work. My work times are clearly defined and when the time is over, I go home. So I am limited to about 8 hours in a day, with a very rare exception of 15 minutes longer.

After work and in the weekends I still have time to chill, but at work I have no downtime except for breaks. Luckily my boss also knows how busy we are and doesn't complain if I cannot get everything finished, he just tells me what is a priority and what not.

That is really helpful for the stress levels, but it is still a pretty stressful job.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Professional Cat Petter! ๐Ÿ˜ป

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Professional manual analysis of herbal terpinoid content (ignition-form expert).

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm a professional social media browser.

I think I'd actually kill myself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Professional sleeper.

That should pretty much be the answer for anyone with a full-time job.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Linux admin ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I've looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I've proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.

Guess I'm a minesweeper.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Power point archivist and people tracker downer!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~I really don't want to play Arma professionally~~ I misunderstood the question

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I basically do farming at the level of a second job, so I suppose it would be that even though I don't do it commercially (yet).

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One thing I spend some time on is building out my Lego city.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Human Lemming

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sysadmin cosplayer or Barista.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linux Sysadmin. Funnily enough, that's the career I'm in after procrastinating a lot during my ecology studies.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Either a Game Developer or a Writer. If only...

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[โ€“] Jolteon 5 points 1 month ago

Current Job title: programmer

Effective job title: Sysadmin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (12 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

VR game level designer. Neat!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

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