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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The actual reason is space-flight aesthetics, right?
Space stuff itself being white for insulation purposes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the actual reason is that it looks scifi and sick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Absurd, you didn't even read the meme. Space stuff is white because space is racist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

White stuff in a dark space makes it easier to spot when shined upon. And outer space is a pretty fucking dark place.

I'd use neon lime instead or glow in the dark coating, but it's expensive or annoying to the eye.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That is only a side effect. It's white (or metallic) to reflect as much radiation from the sun as possible, to prevent overheating.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd think that light colours make it easier to see if plastic panels have cracked or there's leaks in hydraullics or scorched spots.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Silence, you racist

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Robots should be red for strength, green for agility, and blue for precision.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

imma paint me mekk purple cuz ent nobody seen a purple mekk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Paint those fuckers orange, so that they're visible at all times.

(Except in a Dutch football match.)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's popular to make robots white because it shows scuffs, falls, and damage more easily. Which helps developers figure out how they fall or where they scuff from mistaken actions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nooo! It's gotta be racism. Because everything is racist.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sign my petition to make all robots neon colored.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I could get behind bringing this whole look back for them

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Oh, I see, you want to own robots...of color?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think they should be beige and make it retro

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Put a strip of fake wood on it like those old wagons.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Or 80s-Braun-appliances hues, that would be so cool.

[–] tigeruppercut 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have never met a human the color of that robot. Not even albino folks are that color.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Not even albino folks are that color.

Spatter it with some orange freckles and I could show you a few Irish folks that shade.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not that difficult. White robots are good, black robots are evil.

Nobody has ever been saved from a fire by a black robot with red eyes. Checkmate!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Built by the Florida state government after their state was the only one that failed to secure a native superhero (Florida man's career was a brief yet spectacular failure resulting in 281.5 fatalities) robo mothman is an unfortunate example of design by committee. Though stated to be an easy going and great guy by people who know him personally, his career has been mired by multiple incidents of injuries caused by people fleeing from him in terror and inadvertantly running into hazards.

Robo mothmans psychologist has stated that he is coming to terms with the realities of his apperance and the association of heros and super~~men~~people has issued a formal request to the league of supervillains to stop soliciting his joining of their organisation on the basis of harassment and emotional abuse.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Now I want a robot in glorious GameCube purple.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

N64 translucent green.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Ragebait never fails to work.

How many replies, likes and retweets does the average CNN Twitter post have? I bet this one has more.

Also this screenshot is from 2019 and the crux of the article is:

The robots used in the study are clearly robots but have human-like limbs and a head, with exterior complexions that are white – which is to say, pinkish – or black – really, a deep brown.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

CNN has always loved ragebait.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (20 children)

Shit, and here I was thinking I like white robots because white is my second favorite color. Damn, that makes me racist, doesn't it?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Polished chrome or go home!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

So does CNN just push all the bullshit now?

They were supposed to be moderately respectable but this is a mad article. It's not even the first time this comment is being made and every single time it's pointed out how stupid it is

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most devices are actually black but Apple tends to make white products (even if they do offer other colours, it's the white version in their ads) to differentiate themselves from other products.

Because Apple puts a strong emphasis on marketing, a device that has white casing is seen as new and more advanced than other products. So when companies are promoting a new technology they will tend to make it white to piggy back on Apple's extensive marketing.

I mean look at that photo of that robot. They'd probably need to round out the edges a little more to make people feel like it's something that Apple would make but there is some degree of association there.

There's probably some influence from science fiction too, but the root cause of the aesthetic of the robots in things like the Portal games can probably be traced back to Apple as well. I don't recall robots in science fiction looking this way until after Apple went this direction in their product design.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a device that has white casing is seen as new and more advanced than other products

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Eeeeeeevv.
Eeeeevveh.
Eeeevehh?
Eeeeeeeeevvv.

Don't tell me you didn't read that in his voice.

It's astounding how Pixar is able to imbue such emotion in tin cans. One of the best movies they've made, imho.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I was hoping for hot pink. Guess I’m a misogynist meow.

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