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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I actually met my wife because I commented on her ankles. At a bar, she went the wrong way and did a 180. I saw how beautiful she was, wanted to take a shot, mentally went down the list of appropriate body parts to comment on without coming off creepy or thirsty, and shouted, "Nice ankles."

Don't knock it folks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Women: Just don't look at my bony knees!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"All the good ankle is taken" - Mr Burns

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Well, I got arrested. I hope you're happy...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a TV show about this... "Strange Planet" (TV too)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Strange Planet is a... TV show?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not in front of my tooning!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Alright Zuckerberg calm down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

That last one has me stumped.. Their hands look like they're good at sprinting from a standstill? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It means their limbs look strong (they look fit)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact tapairs have prehensile cocks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dolphins do too. Ducks have ones that are shaped like a corkscrew.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Did you also know that female hyenas have cocks? And that male hyenas get boners as a sign of submission, which other hyenas acknowledge by licking it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So do human penises.

That's why they're mushroom shaped

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure they only talked about torque and nothing about sprinting.

In case you learned about torque from a gearhead, torque is essentially a measure for the rotational effect of force around a fulcrum. So, since most (all ?) of our limb motions are turning around some pivot point (joints), we can measure torque for all of those.


Now I realise how hard it was for them to define torque to me as a child.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In case you learned about torque from a gearhead

Yeah, English isn't my first language and the first time I heard the word was watching Top Gear as an adult a decade or two ago, so that's my most immediate association 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does toque have to do with sprinting from a standstill? Torque of more like, capacity to put out mechanical energy. I read this as "your arms look capable of lifting heavy weights".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I first learned the word in relation to cars where torque plays a big part in acceleration 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah. Torque (at the wheel) multiplied by the wheel radius will give the force that the car exerts on the ground, parallel to the ground. That will finally determine the acceleration of the car.

Though from what I remember, torque - as given with a car's information - is measured at the flywheel, so there's more calculations you will have to do to get the correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Whereas the torque of my limbs are measured at the fly of my pants, am I right? Up top!

(I am not right)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It looks like they have strong hands. Based on this joke I think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The fibers one is excellent. I will be using that in the future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you use number 4, you should prepare thyself for what comes next.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Any of these are acceptable responses to being told you have pretty eyes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Deleted scenes from Eye of Argon?