Jokes and Humor

It's a shame that Americans have been deprived of community for so long that they feel this way. Accommodating people takes so little effort

Ya'll know you can grill vegetables right? You can actually eat other things than solely meat at a cookout, and most vegetables pair pretty well with meat.

Imagine intentionally not accommodating your vegan or vegetarian friends. Absolutely deranged behaviour

Which of your “friends” do you dislike so much that you invite them to a bbq but are absolutely unwilling to make food that they will eat?

When I cook I cater to my guests, because I like them, their company, and want them to come and feel welcome.

The exact opposite happened to me. My work was having an employee appreciation BBQ and said they'd be serving hotdogs and burgers. I packed my own lunch since I'm vegetarian. I ate my lunch in the cafeteria alone to avoid explaining why I wasn't eating hotdogs and burgers. I went out after to hang out with everyone and as the BBQ is ending the manager threw out a bunch of food and staff were like "Woah what if someone wanted to take those home??" And the manager said "they're veggie dogs and burgers. I guess nobody is vegetarian here". He even said he made sure the meat was kosher/halal so anyone could take part in the staff appreciation BBQ. Like...bruh...thank you.

Why invite vegetarians and then not give vegetarian options?

That's not be(e)ing very nice, Chris.

If I'm at a BBQ, I've been invited to it. The person who invited me to it absolutely knows that I am vegetarian and have been vegetarian for 28 years. Choosing not to accommodate that would be a pretty horrible thing to do.

If ur bbq doesn't have vegetables you're gonna be strugglin on the toilet later, but hey chase your bliss I guess

I mean, you shouldn't expect anything particular at a BBQ that you're not bringing yourself or like helping with the planning of. Like, hamburgers and hotdogs are pretty standard, but if I showed up at someone else's BBQ and all they had was ribs I'd be kind of an ass for whining about it.

But like.. why are vegetarian options specifically a problem? Is this something that's coming up? Is there like, a rash of vegetarians throwing a fit about it? Did someone get invited to a BBQ and ask if there'd be a veggie option? You know, like, so they could participate in a social event with their meat-eating friends?

This kind of stuff usually feels to me like people who eat meat and don't want to think about the cost in suffering pointing a finger at people who abstain so they don't have to think about it. Like, I personally do eat meat. I find that my brain functions better with a little animal fat than without. Buuut I'm also well aware of how much torture goes on in the process of making that meat, and I at least try to minimize the calorie to suffering ratio.

That's not to say that I'm going to spend my days criticizing people who don't choose to push against the horrific system of factory farming that supports our societal penchant for meat, but I do think about it. And I have noticed that certain meat-eaters seem to be pretty defensive about it, which generally translates into being shitty to people who don't eat meat.

Posts like this coming unprompted certainly seem like that kind of defensive behavior to me.

Anyway, food for thought.

Stop expecting me to come to your BBQ. Fuck all these social gatherings where alcoholics and meat eaters expect everyone to show up and not do anything different than their unhealthy habits.

When I have a BBQ, even where all the guests are meat eaters, I still like to have a potato salad and vegetable skewers and bread and sometimes a regular salad and roasted corn and sometimes roasted eggplant. I like to think if there was a vegetarian there, they'd be well catered for by default without me having to really do anything different. I love meat, and for a BBQ it's typically the star of the show, but you're going to want a supporting cast.

You can grill veggies though. Slap some BBQ sauce on an eggplant or bell pepper or asparagus.

And if you're inviting vegetarians/vegans to your BBQ, why don't you have veggie burgers for 'em? I eat meat myself, but I also know how to cater to my guests if I'm throwing a gathering.

I don't expect shit from anyone. That said, when I'm at one I'm still going to ask if there are options, because why wouldn't I?

Dude, have you ever, like, tried grilled vegetables on a bun? It's hands down better.

Even a simple salted slice of eggplant with some olive oil is amazing.

I’ve dated people who don’t eat meat. I feel like by and large they understand what a BBQ is. As others have mentioned I always do some sort of salad or vegetable based dish just because it’s good to have some greenery in general. Failing that surely there’s decent vegan mayo by now. You show me someone that says they don’t like potato “salad” and I’ll show you a damn liar.

I’ve had plenty of vego/vegan mates be cool at these sort of events. Yet to see the hoard of gate crashing vegans turn up to a BBQ demanding specially catered food that they could probably guess won’t be present.

Everyone knows vegetarians don't have friends, therefore, they wouldn't get invited to the barbecue in the first place. It's a problem that solves itself.