this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People who aren't left handed are oblivious of their own right-privilege.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Im not prejudiced. I welcome people of all hand preferences whether they are left-handed, or normal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I'm from we call it step-hand day. I definitely celebrate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Help, step hand, I’m stuck!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope. The Calgary school board switched me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It may amaze how easily you can slip back into being sinister. I had a friend when I was growing up that was a righty. Then when I moved back to my hometown I was helping him with something and he mimicked me using my left hand and said it felt so natural. He had been using his right hand for everything for 25+ years and now does it all lefty finally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah. I hosed my ulnar nerve and it's a freak show. I'm no longer a good candidate for the resistance. Still, it was a neat parlor trick when the physio picked it out.

But I guess I shall have to content myself with living a year longer or whatever they say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Didn't know this was a thing, but maybe I'll do some arts and crafts with my left handed scissors. Righty doesn't mean right! Lmao (all in cheeky fun)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In solidarity, I will rub one out with my left hand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wank with my left hand.

But I write with my right hand.

But I open jars with my left hand.

But I use the screwdriver with my right hand.

But I eat with the knife on my left hand.

But I play guitar right-handed.