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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The serious answer no one asked for:

warning: NOT funnythat's the (radicle)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicle]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It's for penetrating the soil!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sounds like some nerd shit but i don't know enough about beanis to dispute it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An untrained eye would call that a peanis, but those are an entirely different strain of ligmagumes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's the -is. The rest is the bean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Beanis Horn has been used by the people of the Hexbear region for its aphrodisiac effects for over 4 years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago