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I don't know what right wing grifter thought of selling this but they were right that the hogs would buy iterally anything. Even this shit.
If these people are willing to buy this, then what happens after Trump dies? Do they go back to their sad and alienated American lives? What do they attempt to fill the gaping hole in their soul with?
Trump reliquary. Also, fuck, this actually seems like a profitable and doable grift. Hmmmmmm...
32 competing shrines each claiming to have Trump's middle finger or something.
I wondersomething similar whenever i see a big truck flying Trump flags. I wonder what they did before 2016? Because now its their 24/7 personality, but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?
Tea Party, Glenn Beck, O'Reilly, George W Bush, Rush Limbaugh, etc...
Quite a few of them were "centrist" and "nonpolitical" until their treats felt too "politically correct/SJW/woke," too. 
but what was going on the first 30 or 40 years of their life?
If it's anything like the MAGAts of my own biological relatives, what was going on was a lot of self-loathing, hatred, and blaming dehumanized "others" for their own frustrations and shortcomings, from losing jobs to criminal records.
Yup, the same people who are wearing trump shit, (and the equivalent in kanada) were the ones calling people with empathy "bleeding hearts" 10 to 20 years ago. They've always been this way.
Nothing. Boring-ass conservatives like this literally don't have personalities or so anything other than work, maybe date or marry someone, watch basic movies and TV, play basic video games on easy mode (maaaaaybe). It's why advertising and propaganda work so well on them and they care so much about ads, store merchandise, blockbuster movie protagonists, black & white media-fascist understanding of the world, etc.
They're going to job him up and sell him for relics.
:quark: Act now and you too can have your very own peice of JD!
QAnon shit but instead of jfk its trumps ghost
when trump dies i am going to make a fortune writing BS about how he was spotted in some other country plotting his comeback with top advisors....
"SMDH it's not even real American cum! They got it cheap from that Chinese dick milking factory 
warned us about"
a friend of a friend of mine's pincipal's karate teacher wants to know how one can apply to said factory
This feels kind of weak, like they're running low on ideas. I think they really had to dig through the couch cushions for this tbh
"WE ARE NOT WEIRD STOP CALLING US WEIRD" 
That might be some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life. What the actual fuck?
The Harris campaign struck gold with the "They are weird" attack. I'll give them that. It's just wild that it took a democrat that long to attack them with that.
It takes a normal person to recognize weird. Lanyard-class people and political consultants haven't been normal in forever.
I do not understand this timeline.
i don't get it?
Waltz and his wife had to do fertility treatment to get children. This is meant to mock him.
okay thanks, i guess i wasn't up to date on the latest idpol lore.. these people move fast
You really can grift anything to these people lmao
I'm really disappointed we haven't gotten in on the grifting while the grifting is good as a community
We could be making so much money off these dumb hogs, off some libs too
That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? 
That isn't actual sperm in those cups, right? 
I'm only half-joking there; MAGAts are truly creepy fucks and even if it was toy slime, it wouldn't be for long if they saw ideal... circumstances. 
I'm gonna choose to believe this is AI generated and fake for my own well being
This is somehow way worse than the guys buying girl bathwater
i honestly dont have the words to describe how i feel about this.
Pretty sure the leader of Aum Shinrikyo sold his sperm to followers too so we're t-minus 6 months out from a chud sarin attack in NYC.
And I thought I was weird for buying Pokemon cards.
Yes. You should be stealing them instead
guys and girls, girls and guys
gather 'round and feast your eyes
i'm telling you all, you just can't lose
when you've got a cup of JD's ooze
Playing with cum to own the libs.
ok let's start a business to sell trump's ball sweat to these people. it'll work.
Ain't no way 
Pls be real 
This can't be real. Neither can the Trump dildos posted yesterday. Right?
bringing a new meaning to snake oil.
I don't believe this for a second, come back to me with more proof
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1eus616/if_this_isnt_weird_i_dont_know_what_is/ Multiple angles of the item beneath different lighting.
