The course to WW3 can have little a...anyway, as a treat
FnordPrefect
joined 4 years ago
"What, you thought we were being metaphorical with all that Slay Kween business?"
100% confirmed to have been one of those obnoxious kids that threw 'Bomb! It beats everything' after getting their ass kicked in Rock-Paper-Scissors
the most uninspiring campaign logo imaginable
"Oh I get it, it's a novelty parody of the Dunder Mifflin logo, a bit dated but OK...Where's the real logo?"
"What? That is the real logo. We gave a team of Graphic Designers an assload of money to come up with that!"
"Collective bargaining is a fairytale! Now shut up so I can tell you how the Good and Rightful CEO Moneybags and his Court Wizard single-handedly summoned 50,000 workers capable of doing the Longshoremen's jobs with no prior training or experience!"
"Pay no attention to all of our dead officers, we purposely trained and promoted them wrong, as a joke"
Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”
Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible...
The Spice Girls must flow 
lol, I hope some of those millions of videos are the ones where the self-driving Teslas just absolutely steamroll some child mannequins and they had a tech working a 
on the vehicles...just not near the battery 
Y'know the best property of Iron?
It rusts
"I can't believe you would politicize this tragedy. It is not the time to score points when people are suffering. Now is the time to send thoughts and prayers, AND NOTHING ELSE! to the people impacted by this unforeseeable act of God THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CLIMATE CHANGE!"
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Right...Comedians
pic solely related to the Watchmen character of the same name