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Alternate title: The trial never ends, even when nature calls.

ETA: if folks can't tell, this is an EXO-6 figurine I own. I welcome other ideas for funny pictures to take with him.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking Q taking a poo.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Q and the sinky stew

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

You've saved humanity!

…for now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Omnipotent being on a thing used for peeing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

...you magnificent bastard.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

John on the john.

De Lancie on the W. C. ...nah doesn't have a nice ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

John De Lancie dropping his pants, see.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Q on a vaguely pink/peach closed toilet bowl lid, pointing accusingly.

Doesn't really have the same ring tho

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude. You could have totally gone with Q in the Pew.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a church handy 😅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Okay, then how about...

Also, if you were going with a toilet joke- Scotty in the potty! Come on, man!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have any other EXO-6 figurines yet. But noted if I ever expand the collection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't look closely at first. Wow, that thing is huge and has crazy detail. I totally thought this was a photoshop job and didn't think of the possibility of it being a posed picture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

...holy shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Q taking a poo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

No Scotty on the potty?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Humanity's judge, making fudge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Great, I have to use the can AND I have to answer for all mankind's wrong doing, jeez.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You walk into your bathroom and see this

The trial never ends

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Q on the... Toilet? John? Porcelain Throne? What word for toilet rhymes with Q? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you didn't see the other comments, it's Q in the Loo 😁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Confucius say, man who sits on toilet is high on pot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Is that a cardinal on the urinal?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Pumps on the wump

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Humps on the Bump

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Briskets on the Biscuits

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Crumbs on the Bum

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Smecs on the Pecs

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago

Lumps on the Grump