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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago

Quite bold of them to assume crocodiles can read

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Did... Did the crocodiles make that sign?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

It's simply a warning to crocodiles that there's no lifeguard on duty.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

This sign was clearly put up by the crocodiles.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Crocodiles do not swim. Here?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Crocodiles: do not! (Swim?) "Here..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This Padi logo shouldn't be here either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Works on contingency? No, money down!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Crocodiles? Do not! Swim here!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Crocodiles do not. Swim here!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

They’d be so mad if they could read.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

DON'T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

On a related note, we have "no swimming, alligators hang here" signs in NW Florida. Don't care, not worried. OTOH, "CROCS you say?!" One of these things is not like the other.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, one sees you later and the other sees you after a while.

Totally different.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

"no swimming alligators hang here"

So all the alligators are hanging out on land

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Crocodiles; do not swim here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was supposed to be:

Crocodiles, do not swim here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would've gone with:

Crocodiles! Do not swim here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Look, there's this guy who's been a pain in the ass on this beach. He leaves a bunch of crap everywhere, we have to clean up after him. Tom thought this might solve the problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Don't Get in the kiln