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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

every iteration of this image always gives me psychic damage

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If beanis is so good then why is ther no Beanis 2 then?

Uhh?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Beanis is perfect and needs no improvements

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll get on it. Mods will ban me for having too much beanis and then they'll have to deal with a larger, faster, improved beanis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When will you release Beanis Buddy to the public? I need the little dude on my desktop, harvesting my data.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well he's mine for now. He sits in my lap and watches me play video games.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beanis 2 was released 20 years ago, we're still waiting on Beanis 3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t think the world can handle beanis 3.0

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ugh Beanis 3.0 is full of ads and crypto. How I miss the days of Beanis 1.0 ooooooooooooooh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do you eat cars in the theater while watching Beanis 2?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Before I transitioned, I was in an R&B boy band called Boyz 2 Beanis

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Anti-beanis people have been really quiet since this dropped

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

This post is too good to be bad

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is deviating too much from the established form

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I don’t care! You should have some respect for our traditions!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

How can you critique something that's perfect?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

adzuki my beanis but I'm not limber enough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

what do we want?

PISS

when do we want it?

BEANIS