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The final resting place of Russia's failed Luna-25 lunar lander has apparently been found.

Luna-25, Russia's first moon probe in 47 years, smashed into the lunar surface on Aug. 19, during a maneuver designed to set up its touchdown try a few days later.

The crash blasted out a new 33 feet (10 meters) wide crater, which NASA's sharp-eyed Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) likely found last week, agency officials said.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crazy, I don’t see any Ukrainian preschools there?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Well, there is a crater, which is what Putin has apparently dedicated his life to turning preschools into. Who knows, maybe their lander spotted a rock that looked like a preschool.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does Roscosmos get to name the crater they made?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The eto vsegda bylo zdes' crater

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

they'll just call it Victory Valley or something ass backwards and upside down like they do

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

It wasn't supposed to be a landing, that's just western liberal propaganda. It was a special operation and it worked flawlessly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Russian drone strike on Luna executed successfully

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next time we use consrcipt to steer. No more crashes or family gets pushed out of window.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if he hits the target, he gets a free used toilet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Note: Plumbing not included

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Iron lung, but in space

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least the Russians contributed something to lunar exploration

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Russia made its mark on the moon 😆

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's really impressive to me they were, assuming correct, able to pinpoint this on a celestial body from estimates.

[–] Arkarian 10 points 1 year ago

Just a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

tell me why. This is the flawless, fearless, borderline superior country that wants to conquer back most of europe and is actively invading souvereign countries, killing or locking up unwanted citizens and is failing at nearly everything it has touched the last years.

Their economy is plumbeling down, their unemployment rate is sky rocking, their degenerated war has brought nothing but suffering and death all over the world and also into their own land and now their superior space mission failed spectaculary as some pieces on the surface of the moon.

So tell me why we shouldn't joke around that after all this propaganda from russia that painted their country as this nearly godlike and flawless entity? Please tell me why...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

this is how we process grief

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

hihihihi 😆

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really would not be surprised if they had put a person on that mission in secret. With the hopes of making them a hero and show how great Ruzzia is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The mission design doesn't support bringing anything back, so no. As crappy as Russia may be, stranding a cosmonaut on the moon doesn't sell well with anyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But Kerbels are just fine, which is good cause I didn't design a way to get them back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's a better story than the falling out of the window stuff. By accident of course, everything is great in soviet russia