Real pros intentionally put a glass of water on the bedside table before they go to bed.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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You spelled beer wrong.
Can confirm, am in bed now with a glass of beer.
Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste
Who said I was gonna let the beer get warm?
Thermodynamics usually
Yeah, but I never said I was going to sleep, I'm just in bed..
Beer is nearing empty and still cold 👍
I love beer and all, but that would fuck up your teeth and mouth biome.
Stale water
Use a glass bottle
Stale water? Like you're talking about getting dust in there or what? Hasn't been an issue for me over eight hours.
I’ve also heard people associate the taste of a little chlorine from treatment with freshness and when the water sits the chlorine does some science thing like either evaporating or dissolved further
Don’t quote me on this tho I read it… somewhere (?). That should tell you how well I remember it
Stale water? Lmao
How long are you sleeping‽
Stale Water Person IRL
Tf kinda water you drink that goes stale?
The kind in a dirty/dusty house
Yeah it gets way too hard and crunchy for me
I carry my stainless steel water bottle everywhere. It's wonderful at night!
....Just don't put a full, heavy water bottle in a place where it could potentially fall on your head / face while you're sleeping.
When the water is not nearby
Or it’s empty
I’m not going to question how SpongeBob can pour out water while underwater.
Pretty sure he's in Sandy's dry bubble dome during this scene.
Nothing is quite as satisfying as a big gulp of water when you are parched
Not to be alarmist, but insatiable thirst can be a symptom of diabetes. It and night sweats were the two symptoms I had prior to my diagnosis. I recommend every one occasionally get their blood sugar tested just to be safe.
It could also be your body saying "Yo we haven't ingested fluid in like 6 hours. Fix it."
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