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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
I'd take seat 7, dude. Then distract Terry with questions about pythons, jack.
2, as a Anarcho Syndicalist Jewish Transfem (with Autism) I would annoy him for the entire flight. The way I see it you can either let them punish you or you can become the punishment, I know which one I'm choosin.
Edit: didn’t notice the devil. That’s a better choice. I’d still go with 7 though so I don’t have to hear trump’s voice.
not 5, because i don't want to get in between vance and a nice empty seat.
3
Pilot: Fly the whole fucking plane into a remote mountainside.
Where are the parachutes?
There's only one thing I'd be thinking about on a plane filled with that many fascists and oligarchs and it wouldn't be where I was sitting.
Everyone's talking about getting laid in #9, but imagine getting laid in #6.
If this is all hypothetical, I'll take one for the team and attempt a water landing when the fuel runs out over the Pacific. The hunger games of the survivors would be worth it.
3 is probably the most fun, 9 has the best chance of a handjob though...
"So... who sold their soul to set this up?"
Pick who you want to be farting next to the entire flight. For me, it’s 4.
All jokes aside, why do medieval paintings suck so much when it comes to drawing animals?
NOBODY said 2?!
Obviously 2!
Someone tries to argue some point about the guy:
Actually, buddy, I met him and over the course of eight hours I learned ___________.
Maybe the learning is that he’ll lie to your face, seem very personable, is a Class A hoodwinker. Maybe it’s that he’s insufferable. Whichever, you get insight on how he treats normies he doesn’t need anything from. So you either understand more about how he deceives or more about how awful he is.
Wouldn’t ever help convince anyone of anything but should give some smug satisfaction how wrong somebody is when they walk away pretending you lost a political argument.
Ugh, do I go with #2 where I have to worry about diaper failures and my seat being kicked, 8 where I risk witnessing CSAM, or 10 where the guy across the aisle is defiling the plane.
#5, and my cat sits in my lap.
This plan is going down for sure.
9 has to be the most cursed seat on the plane. I guess I would take 7
2
Then sell him some talisman that will make him win the election for 1.000.000$