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Poor ants (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least they had ~120 million years uncontested.

Ants first appeared on the earth between 140 to 168 million years ago... source

Giant anteaters have been around for 25 million years.. source

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most animals are in constant danger of being eaten, so that's not in any way unusual. That god character seems to be quite the asshole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

He only destroyed all life on earth (except for one wooden boat) once, so that’s a bit unfair. /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me with an arsenal of ant baits and mound killer granules

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Sorry fire ants but you are invasive and I hate you