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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean I get it but generally you don't eat fertilized eggs

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea just like Catholics don't consider unfertilised human eggs to be humans

The Catholics are consistent this time

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You do if you have roosters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (10 children)

How many people do you think own roosters compared to the number of people who eat eggs? It's gotta be less than 1%

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

beavers and capybara are classified fish by the Catholic Church

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

TIL eating beaver is approved by the catholic church

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no, but alligators and puffin.

my basic understanding is that people wrote intentionally advantageous descriptions of the animals when submitting them to the Vatican for approval or something. like they just stressed how much time the animal spends in water and not much else, and the pope wrote back saying "yeah that's okay"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iirc the capybara thing was a special dispensation to help out indigenous tribes in south America

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"God makes an exception for you and your group, specifically."

[–] Honytawk 5 points 2 months ago

So they are ... God's chosen people?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yikes. Someone didn't pay attention in school. They're having a.fantasy gotcha conversation where they're the hero, though...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Not related to this point but also fish isn’t meat according to them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Super anecdotal: I once had a Filipino Catholic coworker with whom I went to lunch, and he considered balut to be meat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if that's the bear from jungle book, it's definitely meat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, that's Baloo. A balut is a system or occasion of secret voting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's ballot. The balut is the person who is paid to park cars at hotels and fancy restaurants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a valet. A balut is that thing clowns use to make dogs and flowers at children's parties.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they have had 2000 years to make up their minds on when life begins but 21st century verbal gotcha == disco pope

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd think they'd just say "in this case yes". Not every rule is an universal one

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This exchange would be very interesting if the person in question is into eating balut.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'mma need uhhhhhhh

BONELESS EGGS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't the church quite clear about when life begins? At first breath iirc? Stillborn kids don't get baptized?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

No, Catholics are possibly the most consistent religion in unanimously agreeing life begins at fertilization. (Which, eggs you eat aren't fertilized anyway.)

They don't baptize stillborn "babies" because they don't believe in baptizing dead people, as it's just a body at that point, no longer a complete person. Plus they believe since there was no opportunity, there is a way to heaven for them in the afterlife.

I've only heard the "first breath" thing in a few modern sects of Judaism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A lot of the eggs I get are fertilized (US, California), but maybe that's because I tend to get "free range". Can see the tiny embryo (~1mm) in a lot of them.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And just like the christians, you need to suspend belief in science to see any semblance of a point here.

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