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SAFETY | FIRST

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Brave the afraid" 100% sounds like something I'd find on a t-shirt here in Japan.

I've had a bit of a time trying to explain the difference between 'scary' and 'afraid' to my wife.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your fear

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

YAY!

*cheering ensues

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Beau is afriad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"AFRIAD". Did they make a typo while handwriting?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

A "hando" if you will.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A typo is when you slip up and type/get something wrong because you're moving too fast to pay attention.

Spelling a word wrong because you don't know how to spell it isn't a typo. This person doesn't strike me as an intellectual that knows complex spellings like "afraid"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I intended to joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were dictating?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh no! The black beast of AAAARRRRGGHH!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's called a misspelling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Most of these haven't bothered me but this one is fucked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of when you let autocomplete create a sentence for you.

"Land of the movie was a new one of the movie was a little bit of a sudden I thought you were a bit of a sudden"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Land of the free? Who ever told you that is your enemy!" -Take The Power Back, Rage Against The Machine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Land of the not land of the

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now get in the white van.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I don't want to believe this is real.