I'm sorting by new so you're technically on the front page for me.....
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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At least you’ll be able to shit on it. That other guy hasn’t pooped in over 3 days.
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Better yet… have that guy who hasn’t pooped in 3 days shit on it when he’s back. That’ll really be a winner.
I honestly wonder if that's the first instance of lemmy lore
I just want our first Lemmy AMA to be that person. I’d mod for that community so hard.
**Ask them anything apart from why they aren't pooping for 3 days
That would be amazing. Ask non- poop relayed questions
Does anyone have a link to that post about they guy who didn’t poop for 3 days?
INFO What are you going to shit on? The actual post in the picture? A print of the picture? Your phone?
On my front page, it's showtime!
I just came here from my front-page. When is this going down?
Everything is on the front page if you scroll far enough
You better have a nice hearty dinner right before.
I'll be having beef bourgingon with egg noodles
You’re currently #2 on hot so…. Have fun
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On my front page. Time to pay up.
It seems it has already made it to All (TopDay).
Find that specific post and shit on it, or print out the image and shit on it?
top tier shitpost here
Shit on post
Well, I found this on All with Top Today sorting. So I am asking where is the poo?!
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Are you shitting on the picture or the post itself? How do you plan to get up there? If you're standing on it, how can you be sure it will land on the post and on the ground?
So many questions.
Straight up the best post I've seen today
Proof?
A real lemming would use the post to wipe afterwards
I'm here from all, sorting by hot. Please, proceed to shit.
Also this kinds of bets don't really work on Lemmy unless you linit yourself to local, which is a lame thing to do.
Pitter patter, get atter.
Why?
On the post itself in real life, or on the picture of the post, digitally?
Alright pal time to put your shit money where your mouth is
It's a shutterstock image. How do you plan to find that particular post?
Geoguesser be wild
OP said shit on the image of a post, no?
Are you going to wait three days?
Solid post 1/1
Get on it
Solid post have my upvote
It's on my front page. Best get to it, then.
With the 3 day poop challenge and this I am glad to see the birth of Fecalverse!
Do you know where this post is when it's time to pay up?
The picture or the post?
Can I print it out or should I do it on the monitor?
Nope, the actual post in the image. It's in Montana, so good luck!
I know it's only been around 40 min, but I'll be waiting.
Remember to scream LEMMYYYYYYYYYYYY while you are performing "!the act", OP.
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