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Why is this being sold on votegearoutlet (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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LIMITED EDITION and theres a SALE?!?!?!? I need this NOW

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I genuinely do not understand what this shirt is trying to convey

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wearers of this shirt get terminator vision for unsucked dick

bunny-cop Listen. And understand. They are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until your VolCel Pledge is over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It comes from talking about food: "I know a basket of wings hates to see me coming (because I'm going to eat them all)".

It makes less sense here, but the implication is that the wearer is going to engage in fellatio.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is not a saying I've ever heard, I also wonder what it's meant to convey. That the speaker eats wings??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Basically, yeah. This is what I found with a quick search: https://xcancel.com/_RareDefined/status/1819069543181865327

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the implication is that you are so good at X that things that would be affected by X cower in fear when they see you, that you basically have a reputation for that specific thing

in the case of wings, its that you are so prolific at wing eating that other wings are scared when they see you

in the case of unsucked penises, the implication is that they won't be unsucked for long

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe hate is meant to be sarcastic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

my best guess is "I'm getting head and busting and all these unsucked losers are jealous"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Holy shit, it's real:
https://votegearoutlet.com/product/original-i-know-an-unsucked-dick-hate-to-see-me-coming-shirt/

Archive:
https://archive.is/8OBvZ

CW for possible transphobic bullshit in the sidebar recs; they're clearly trying to pull a both-sides here

Edit: OP left off the product description, which is possibly the best part. fellow-kids

So, I am wearing something new everyday. I feel fresh and exiting. Also don’t forget the Original I Know An Unsucked Dick Hate To See Me Coming Shirt so you should to go to store and get this messages and drawing on T-shirts. That’s made it special. If you want to wear a long t-shirt in a stylish way, pair it with leggings or skinny jeans. You can also knot the t-shirt at the waist or wear it off-the-shoulder for a more trend-forward look. Er…well, this American does. I wear T-shirts frequently, because they’re comfortable. They’re very commonly worn in the US. I expect most Americans would have reason to refer to them at some point, even if they don’t wear T-shirts themselves. To me, San Francisco based designers Nice Collective make some of the best, interesting and at times innovative t shirt styles in fashion today.