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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to type those six words. I meant cat.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

There's always an xkcd

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Title text:

I like trying to make it as hard as possible.

"I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"

[–] Cethin 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, this XKCD doesn't apply. It's really the opposite case. I can't figure out what cat should replace here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the least horrifying answer is word 2, referring to a consensual encounter between gay furries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or burly jazz musicians.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As a unix shell script:

(cat ‘cat’) in (cat ‘cat’ ‘cat’)

Which should evaluate to true, because ‘cat’ can be found in ‘catcat’.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bash: syntax error near unexpected token `in'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A gold star for you! Now find a language where “cat cat in cat cat cat” is legal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

cat cat in cat cat cat is legal Bash if cat and in exist, "cat cat" in "cat cat cat" is Python.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My point is that it's not a shell script.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cat dicks in his brothers bum

Big cat in his brothers bum

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

Big dicks in cat brothers bum

Big dicks in his cat bum

Big dicks in his brothers cat

I think they meant 1,2,4,6 all at the same time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Cat cats in cat brother's cat?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Cat dicks in this brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did anyone ever find the answer

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are the cats in your bum yet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Big dicks in cat brothers bum.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Big dick cats his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They meant to just say "Cat." Damn autocorrect!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Big dick cats in his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like fever dream posting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

big cat in his brother's bin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Big dicks in his cat bum.