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Shaka when the walls fell

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I'd say Simpsons, because it has probably the largest base of useful quotes.

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Nightmares beyond human comprehension like something out of a video game character creator with lots of liberty but even weirder and then probably the default settings again.

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Edward Teller is just the kind of scientist you need to build civil engineering projects out of doomsday devices.

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The people over at NCD must be getting raging hardons just from seeing this.

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This is what CRISPR was invented for

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Can't even light my shire after the "Scouring of the Shire" anymore. The hobbits returned from their adventure to a overly bureaucratic shire with pollution and destruction of its old trees.

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Crocking on heaven's door

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By this logic, Goth girls should not go into economics. They'll just decrease overall welfare by increasing dead weight loss.

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Na SpaceX would just use his neuralink chip it to automate the team that keeps Musk distracted from messing with important things in the company with a simple AI

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This, but I want the voice command changed to "Go go gadget genitalia"

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