Son goes crazy in a good way or bad way?

Like I can imagine a 4 year old going wild with excitement cause the parents are home. Or a 14 year old cringing hard

I have this set up automatically with our smart speaker thing. Whenever it detects someone arriving at home, it plays a jingle from a playlist I set up for the purpose. They are all short - I think the longest is about 30s. They are intros from TV shows and jingles from videogames.

Somebody...

Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it's like walking into a WWE ring

'Imperial March' just before arriving would be awesome

That took me a minute. I read "house speaker" as Mike Johnson.

Cues up "What New PussyCat?" by Tom Jones

......

BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

one day switch it up and play John Cena's wrestling intro

My dogs would fucking love this. They love when we play music in general, and would totally get excited for a dedicated "daddy's home!" Song

I would absolutely take mine from pro wrestling. Mine would either be "Here Comes the Money" by Naughty by Nature or the entrance music for Road Dogg

I can't help but imagine the son doing tippy taps like my dog does whenever I get back from work 😂

I would definitely play the Seinfeld intro theme. Slap bass intensifies

My family does this!

Every time my son hears the first couple lines of "boats and ho's" he goes nuts.

No idea why another dude always walks in at the same time as the music's going, but they've assured me he's just the plumber doing regularly everyday maintenance and the theme song is for me.

Depends on what song, like, girls want to have fun is a great song for your mum to make an entrance with, peaches - fuck the pain away is a different story.

Sometimes when I get out of bed and I can hear my partner and kids doing stuff, I’ll walk out playing Sirius or Gonna Fly Now loudly on my phone.

Usually my 3 year old daughter will be like “Dad, we’re doing THIS now!”

I'm gonna try this with The Final Countdown. My spouse is a huge Arrested Development fan.

When he's older, you'll have him conditioned and can just play your intro at any tume to watch him get confused. Won't work for long, but those first few times will be golden.

That's a great idea

What everyday in my house would be like

JOHN CENA

Chariots of fire

In slow motion

I used to play the Beatles' "Here Comes the S[o]n" on the speakers downstairs when I brought our first child downstairs after naps. My wife thought it was funny the first time, but after that it was all like "please don't stop my playlist for your pun" and I'm like "it's a literal dad joke!"

Now that son is old enough to start his own music and I totally get it. "Hey, I was listening to that!"

Looking over the responses, I'm surprised no one said they'd play "Never gonna give you up." by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.