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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

God, will someone just punch him already?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine everyone said this about video cameras, turns out crime still happens. AI is only as good as the programmers who designed it.

Now, if the AI achieves self-awareness. Let's all hope the AI comes to the conclusion that billionaires are the true root of all evil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is AI still racist?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Larry Ellison can suck my dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for my security-minded, feudal overlords

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Our ruling parties have seen over the course of the last 23 years that Americans are accepting of living under constant surveillance, so as dystopian as this is, Ellison's not proposing anything that is particularly outlandish. If you have any cash squared away, it might even be a good idea to research which companies are trying to get these government contracts and invest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He really needs to do something else with his facial hair

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