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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Explanation: During the Battle of Carrhae, a series of mishaps and poor decisions by the Roman commander, Crassus, resulted in the Roman heavy infantry under his command coming under constant attack by Parthian lancers and horse archers. Crassus decided, not completely foolishly, that the Roman infantry could simply outwait the Parthian supply of arrows.

Unfortunately for Crassus, the Parthian commander had planned well in advance for the battle, and had a steady camel train of arrows supplying his archers. The Parthians, uh, did not run out of arrows as Crassus hoped, and the Romans were utterly defeated.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crassus is right, the bow breaks after 385 uses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not if you add mending 😈

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't, it already has Infinity on it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Huh, didn't realize those two were incompatible. TIL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can't do that, mending and infinity are mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're better off with a mending bow if you have that many arrows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

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