"Why did you join the Army?"
"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.
I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.
"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."
"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"
He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"
Warning signs are a plus. They probably get a bonus for psychopaths
They wouldn't be able to fill out the special forces ranks if they disqualified the kids who tortured small animals
why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US
"Ignoring warning signs for potential recruits is our specialty."
huh that was weird. Well, anyway...
Top talent meets top talent.
I told them I wasn't desperate enough to lick boots for money. Never heard from them again.
Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.