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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's because they're the exception.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that the exception to the spelling rule?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

No, it’s the exeption.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I think it's a FORTRAN command. Probably radar guns still use FORTRAN for their AI processing, being from the 50s and all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Exempt maybe?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, this checks out. They're "exept".

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd like to see the bodycam footage of that!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, you're being an asshole. Also you ran a red light.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I travelled through a red light.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's a penalty. You gotta be dribbeling through those lights

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Light has no jurisdiction over a Free Person traveling the land.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren't paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm hearing that this works then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Presumably until you get into a car accident or pulled over for any other reason. Then, it's probably off to jail with you. At least I hope.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Open an etsy shop.
  2. Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
  3. Profit

Yup, we got all the steps.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I found a sovcit plate on Etsy for $25.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be EXEMPT, though?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Good that they declare "No Drivers License-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection" right there on their tags, that'll make it easier for the cops to know what else they're stopping them for.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they'll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven't chosen to take action yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Personally I think it's fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

In America, it's encouraged.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

[–] incogtino 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Back in the U.S.A.R

You don't know how lucky you are

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Moving to the “finding out” phase in 3, 2, 1…

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Turns out it's a magical incantation for these people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It'll be at the impound lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd be mad if I ordered it and it said exept instead of exempt.

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