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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Every time it goes on sale, I think about picking it up, but then I remember...

It takes me long enough to finish 10-hour games I already own...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I highly recommend the game, but I totally get you. I didn't buy it for years for the exact same reason. Eventually it was on a good sale when I was between games so I got a chance to play it. If you're an anime fan you will probably love the game. And if you're not, it may be cringy as fuck on occasion but you'll probably still love the game after getting sucked in. But if you end up never playing it, that's totally fine too. I've found in life that you don't need to watch every movie and play every video that are highly praised. I still haven't played the Mass Effect games even after owning all of them for 5 or so years.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I've found in life that you don't need to watch every movie and play every video that are highly praised.

You're absolutely right and I'm glad I reread that sentence: at first I somehow missed the "don't" and was gearing up for a long and pointless rebuttal of what I THOUGHT I just read 😄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Personally, I'm a sucker for long completion time. I only like specific types of games that don't get released that often, so I'm always in danger of running out of games I haven't replayed to death yet 😁

Most of it being cutscenes is a huge negative if not an outright dealbreaker to me, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I do feel like some of these games lose their premise if they grind on for too long. I think Haru Okumura's dungeon is one of the more inspired, but by the time you get there, the game loop has gotten stale. Then the finale is just an interminably long series of hallways.

They could have compressed that game by half (especially towards the back end), keyed up on the drama, and maybe fleshed out the daytime normal-life content a bit more.

But I say that within the context of a game with a truly captivating story, some solid twists and top 10 anime betrayals, and a charming romance system that draws you into the characters. Had a great experience on my playthrough. Can't imagine ever trying to play it again, but it was a wild ride the first time.

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s one of those games with a fun grind. With how snappy the UI and everything is, nothing ever really feels like a chore. I played Xenoblade Chronicles recently and I think it took my 50lbs to beat, but those 50lbs felt longer than Persona’s 100+ hours.

I like Xenoblade more personally anyway, but just wanted to share my experience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Measuring games by weight? Neat.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag 6 points 2 months ago

Not sure if tired or autocorrect, but I’ll leave it as is

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've tried P4G and I just can't stand the required grind, nor the 3h bossfights, otherwise good game

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

lol 3h boss fights wtf game were you playing

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the required grind

JRPG moment 😭

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

142h completionist : LOL

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't have time for games that long

plays Factorio for the 274th hour

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine tried to convince me to get Factorio a couple days ago. Couldn't help but feel like he was a junky trying to get me to try just a little bit of heroin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's more like crack or meth. You start a gamenin the early evening and suddenly it dawn's outside. I hate myself for loving a game which basically simulates the job of "process optimization"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always describe it as a puzzle game where all the puzzles are designed by an idiot and that idiot is you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As a chef, the spaghetti can fuck off. I want to build lasagna.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey if your actual job is process optimization, you get to enjoy it twice as much 🥲

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never played factorio, but I am an industrial engineer and my builds in the minecraft mod create make my wife sad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not even come close to Factorio or it will be your Ex Wife. Trust me Bro!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Satisfactory, however, will be 100% totally safe and good for that marriage. Trust me bro!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

274? In Germany, we call that ausbaufähig. The factory must grow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Is that a single save, or your total playtime?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"120 hour anime series" is fair, but "occasionally click a button" is not. If P5 qualifies for that, then every turn-based JRPG ever does.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I was gonna say, that sounds like the first 50 hours or so of FFXIII

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is me and Persona 4.

There's a lot of good game elements. But it's SOOOOO MUCH. It's like a damn visual novel with bits of game.

And I'm sure the payoff is great, since the Persona games are very well received. But after a long day, I don't want to think. I just want to mash buttons until the pain stops.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you like monster collection games. Check out shin megami tensei. More rpg than graphic novel. Same overall concepts but none of the daily dating sim like aspect.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Game is okay I guess.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

My wife and I recently started our first playthrough. We're mostly interested in the story and style and I don't want to deal with any bullshit difficulty spikes, so we set it to Safe Mode and are absolutely here for the 120-hour push-button anime experience. So far, it rules.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

God I wish I could play this game again with a fresh slate and no knowledge of anything again. Story, style, soundtrack, and gameplay all in an endearing package.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

looks at all the games I played for over 300 hours

Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"Wait, it's all visual novels?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

MGS5 did it very well! (That's if you made it passed the long intro)

It's chapter based. So you get 1-2 minutes of introduction, then tossed into the field. Story follows more gameplay like cassette tapes or walkie talkies while you explore, with cutscenes when you hit certain points.

After MGS5, I find it hard to play the older ones with its 10-30 minute cutscenes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's funny you praise 5 for that, but as a huge fan of the series I think the best description I read of mg5 was: "it's simultaneously the best stealth action game out there and the worst metal gear game in the series." Lol

I think the open world kinda ruined the pacing of the story and it all felt kind of disjointed in comparison to the linear games. That's coming from someone who LOVES open world games too. Still lots of fun though

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll never see it coming~~

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

looks at 300hr nocturne save

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Persona 5 is the only game in my life I ever played and made my eyes hirt, it just felt nauseating

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Make him play Digital Devil Saga if he wants a game

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
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