Programmer Humor

I think this thread is meant to flatter programmers and make linguists and sociologists extremely angry.

I suspect there’s more people who speak Python fluently than Esperanto. So that comparison sits very wrong with me. The rest was funny :)

Is this post sane-washing Russia? What’s left about Russia under Putin? Overall funny, though

the root of all modern languages

the whole universe used to speak it

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

P.S: the closest thing to that is Egyptian, but not the language, the Alphabet (the Symbols, not a literal alphabet). Tons of alphabets are descended from Egyptian, including, but not limited to: Greek (and by Proxy Latin, Cyrillic, Georgian, Armenian, Armenian and Armenian (I just noticed this, I'm leaving it in because it's funny)), Arabic (and by proxy- I won't list all that), Hebrew, and Aramaic (and by proxy all Indian languages but one, as well as Tibetan, Phags-pa mongol (and by proxy exactly 5 letters of Hangul), Thai, Lao, Sundanese, and Javanese). There's a lot of dead languages that used scripts derived from Egyptian too but I didn't mention them because I'd be here all day listing stuff like Sogdian or Norse Runes.

Why is everyone down on Rust? Seriously. I don't know it but I've considered learning it and it appeals to me and people literally scoff when I mention it. Saw it referred to as a meme language on Lemmy, which is built in Rust. What am I missing?

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

PHP is Russian. Used to be huge, caused lots of problems, now slowly dwindling away. Its supporters keep saying how it's still better than the competition.

In Soviet Russia memory manages you!

I can confidently tell you that no one who actually knows Latin would ever say French is "Latin with fancy rules."

It's a cool meme but I have many many disagreements.

It fits, English and JavaScript are both three languages in a trench coat.

As a python developer, I'll accept the shower joke in stride. But who are these Esperanto speakers you're shitting on?

Well latin isn't the root of all modern languages

I guess assembler is sumerien then, only still written and understood? And cobol or fortran? Linear a and b?

But people like and appreciate German.

Perl is... forgotten entirely, despite its efforts in getting us from there to here.

Yup, checks out.

PHP also, but good riddance:-D.

Shell scripting is the ink that makes up these words - without them, you would never have seen this image.

Java, verbose? laughs in Pascal

Python being Esperanto? Yeah, no, because Python is actually being used