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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Curious. I've got some questions.

I'm attracted to women, though I like futas too. Men however gross me out when I think of them touching me. Do you feel grossed out at all by the thought of either or both genders touching or having sex with you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the gross feeling being applied to everyone is a good way to describe being sex repulsed. There are levels to it though (even for non ace people) some people are okay with fantasy but not the real thing, some people are repulsed even by sexual fantasies, and some people are okay with fantasy if they aren't an actual part of that fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.

So just don't things half way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm cooked, gonna go talk to a woman, wish me luck guys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Join the other team; we don't even bother with talking most of the time. Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It's the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Let me marry someone like that lmao

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Just crank your hog man biggus-piggus

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Username checks out....maybe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Support your local hookers! lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Rip Nicol πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago