But hey, at least the kids won't think it's safe for frogs to eat fireflies.
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*While carrying 64 1m x 1m x 1m cubic blocks of stone in your hand.
What about BOTW?!?
Totk too.
I almost thought "kids aren't that dumb", then I remembered that I jumped out of a tree with an umbrella once because I saw it in a cartoon
My brother tried that, but it was the roof and a sofa sized plastic bag.
Only makes sense
Woah woah woah. Hey kids reading this - don’t go chasing waterfalls!
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to!
Has it also led chidren to believe that if you cut down a tree with an axe it will just hang in the sky instead of falling down?
Or that wolf and sheep come from eggs?
Dunno about kids, but I've seen my fair share of grown men who appear to think so.
Ladders tend to be more stable if you lean them on the tree trunk, and not the branch you're about to saw off.
Probably only in the same way cartoons made kids belief that gravity only takes affect when one looks to the audience. Most often, most kids won't transfer any of that to reality but we all had that one kid at our school who was reaaaaaally close to do the Naruto run.
but we all had that one kid at our school who was reaaaaaally close to ~~do the Naruto run~~ winning a Darwin award
Close, yes, but not quite there. I was that kid at our school.
Woe betide the child that jumps off a cliff with a bucket of water
Wait. YOU can't ?
You can but only if you're wearing the Zora armor.
Yeah I got my cousin to test this, he went in and never appeared at the top, weird, gonna tell god there's a glitch