I can't be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line "found a sugar daddy," right?
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I can’t be the only one who saw that coming
I'm surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn't see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
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probably: fake
definitely: gay
Very: kinky
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
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Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
That's enough internet for one day.
Kinky
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
And the hammering is in the bed.
With more tongue.
And more fake.
I'm at a fucking ~~:.|:;~~ for words
Holy shit how
Like this ~~:.|:;~~
Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through ~~like so~~)
~~:.|:;~~Words like last names?
Could be true, it is gay
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
they probably knew each other's fursona names
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
Roll Pride
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
Old boy vibes
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