Movies & TV

Miyazaki must die on the inside each time he hears about this stuff

The difference between an artist and a soulless art salesman

Hayao is a goat standing on top of a mountain made from a series of ever slightly larger goats. The Hayao goat mountain has no discernable base.

Imagine Ready Player One, but somehow worse and in every IP in reach.

deadpool and wolverine but even worse than you could even imagine

It's a coin toss between a slick mobile game like all-ages veneer where it has that bland Disney look, or it goes for the type of perpetually adolescent hogs ages 14-88 that call themselves "grown-ass adults" and it'll instead try to become Gambo with a sloppy slathering of with nonpolitical characteristics.

"You went and made it political."

I guarantee the hogs will think they've entered a golden age of nonpolitical hog slop consumption... but that ennui will build all the same, and they'll blame anything and everything except the source of it: art got their attention in the first place because it was different and interesting and pandering alone isn't enough. They won't change, but they'll also be increasingly dissatisfied and maybe burn studios down or something.

It will be become background noise and imagery while they are texting their daughter’s friend.

So Star Wars Episode IX.

Mr. Anderrrson!