Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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That, or try breaking his arms.
Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.
slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.
I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.
This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they're being violated.
$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.
100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.
As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise
Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?
Almost exactly, yeah
"All those women feeding him"
Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask
If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.
Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.
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Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap
I gave up and found a boyfriend. I'm not even kidding. I'm like...90% lesbian though.
That's called being bi my fellow gril
As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel
Isn't this situation how the term incel was coined? Like, it was a lesbian who could not get a girlfriend, and eventually started saying she was involuntarily celibate, which got shortened to incel?
Fair, but I really don't consider myself bi. I like women and I like my boyfriend haha.
It's funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. "But why don't you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!"
(Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)
Anon:
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Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
Or his sisters. Anon has options.
Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.
Time for reform
Wrong gonial angle.
